i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.
We spent the day together
And the night apart
Talking to each other in our thoughts
He called me in the morning
His voice a soft shade of rasp
Saying that I was his choice of luck
*sigh* these are my people
they even have a fucking golden jesus cow on a 20ft pole in the middle of their town okay
|—||Stephen King, Different Seasons (via feellng)|
I still don’t know what I would say to her.
sadstuck entry I made for team terezi<3vriska’s hswc main round 1!
when people who can’t sing never stop singing
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.
SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.
SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?
SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DO
SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
SUSAN WHY IS THIS WALL MADE OF PAPER
waking up and getting up are two very very different things
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so i’ve been seeing the whole changing pitch with sam and dean’s voices to get dave and dirk headcannons. and i was like. what can i add to this?
so i present: michael scott as karkat.